That’s the question on everyone’s minds right now, right? The sub window opens August 3 and mentee hopefuls everywhere are frantically polishing their MSs, tweaking queries, and changing their relationship status with Twitter to: it’s complicated.
How do I know this?
Because, I’ve been you.
And I CAN HELP YOU. So gather round potential pitch warriors, while I offer up some tips to increase your odds of being selected as a 2016 mentee.
TIP #1: DO YOUR HOMEWORK
The easiest way to short your odds is to sub to the wrong mentors. Read the mentor wish lists c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y and whittle your choices down to the best possible fits for you and your work.
How else can you get to know the mentors? Check out their books for a sense of their strengths and styles, read their blogs, and follow them on Twitter. Ask follow up questions* about their tastes if you’re unsure.
And most importantly, do your homework. There may be “helpful” resources floating around on the inter webs that claim to have info on what the mentors want and don’t want, but we’ve yet to see any that are 100% accurate. Don’t rely on second hand info, go straight to the source, do your own investigation with your MS in mind. You don’t want to waste a sub on the wrong mentor due to misinformation.
*WE LOVE QUESTIONS! Just be careful not to straight up pitch your MS to mentors on Twitter. We can’t tell you whether or not to sub to us, you’ll have to decide that on your own. We can tell you more about general things and books we like and don’t like to help you pin down best-possible fits. Basically, ask questions we can give “yes or no” answers to, not “maybe….it would depend….” answers. (e.g., “Do you enjoy fairy tale re-tellings in fantasy worlds?” Yes! Good question! “Did you read A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES? Did you enjoy it?” Yes! And I loved it! Great question! “Would you want a Beauty and the Beast retelling in a fantasy world with fairie lore woven in throughout?” Well… I could tell you I like Beauty and the Beast, and fantasy worlds, and fairie lore, but the real question here is “do I want it” and that answer’s going to be “maybe…it would depend on your hook and how it’s done… ” And that’s not really going to help you narrow down your choices. See the difference?) Craft questions are also a great way to not pitch! (“Do you have a strong preferernce for past or present tense?” If a mentor says they very rarely like reading in present tense, well… that helps narrow it down!).
TIP #2: IT’S NOT A RACE
Take your time to make your choices, guys! It’s not a race to lock in your mentor picks. Have your favorites, but keep your eyes and ears open. A mentor may tweet how desperate they are for YOUR EXACT BOOK a few days from now, even if it wasn’t spelled out in their wish list. If you’ve already made your picks based on wish lists alone, you could miss it!
Lemme tell you a little story: Last year, I thought I’d made my picks, had narrowed it down and was ready to sub. In the days before the sub window opened, one of the mentors who I thought would be a good fit and was still
stalking following on Twitter tweeted about how much she wanted a good sister story. Meanwhile, there was a mentor I’d been convinced I was definitely subbing to who’d been tweeting about things they loved and wanted that were starting to veer further away from my genre. I swapped them out on my list and subbed to the mentor who wanted the sister story…. and…guys, THAT WAS THE MENTOR WHO PICKED ME!
So be flexible, keep evaluating your best choices as you come across new information between now and August 3.
TIP #3: BE (M)SELF-AWARE
Be honest with yourself about your work. It’s super easy to develop mentor crushes while reading the bios of these amazing and talented writers (I only had several dozen last year). If you find yourself saying things like “well, maybe my MS isn’t that dark” or “oh yeah, it’s totally hilarious!” but you know…maybe…deep in your heart, that you’re stretching a bit (because, mentor crush): don’t sub. Sub to the mentor asking for your degree of dark and your level of comedy, etc., etc.
Of course, you want a mentor who you think will be a good match personality-wise, but put the MS first. Don’t waste a sub when you know your MS isn’t really in line with their tastes.
TIP #4: BORROW SOME EYES
No, not in like a horror genre way. But get some extra eyes on your query, first page, and synopsis.
I can hear some of you now, “I’ve read it literally fifty billion times myself, it’s fine, it’s grammatically correct and polished and makes perfect sense.”
Trust me, it’s not.
Guys, I’m a query QUEEN. I can whip any query into shape in like thirty minutes or less. I just get queries. But I’ll openly admit my own query was always a few degrees weaker than anyone else’s I worked on (and I’ve worked on a LOT).
Because it’s SO easy for your mind to just fill in the blanks when it knows your MS inside and out. You need someone who has not read your MS to look at your materials from the outside. They’ll see the holes right away, they’ll raise questions, they’ll point out things that confused them.
And then you can fix it.
TIP #5: FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS
Another super easy way to hurt your odds is failure to follow instructions. Here are ALL THE DETAILS you need to know to sub to Pitch Wars. Read them. Read them again. Double check that you understand the length the sub window will be open and all of the submission guidelines. Have everything you need for the sub packet (query + first chapter) formatted properly per the guidelines and ready to go.
Alright, so I wanted a Mindy Kaling gif of her saying “Why Not Me?” (the title of her latest book), but I couldn’t find one (and I searched for…way too long), so instead you get this one. ANYWAY!
There’s a difference between being realistic and being negative. Last year, this contest received nearly 1,600 entries for 125 spots. The odds of not getting in are much higher than the odds of getting in.
But last year I saw so many hopefuls on Twitter who were counting themselves and their work out before the mentees were announced. Guys! Don’t do this! We know, there are not many spaces and there will be SO many great stories. But why couldn’t one of those stories be yours?
As long as you followed the instructions and submitted to mentors accepting your genre/category, IT COULD BE YOU! So why are you putting yourself down…publicly…on social media…where you know the mentors are watching you?
Mentees work their asses off, in Pitch Wars, and beyond. They don’t give up before the game has even started. If you’re saying “I know I’m not good enough for this” before the mentees are even chosen, what are you going to say when we ask you to WORK for the next two months? What are you going to say when it comes time to post your pitch in the agent round? If you’re already counting yourself out, why should a mentor choose you?
You ARE good enough for this. You wrote a book. You applied. This contest isn’t for perfect stories that need zero work. It’s okay to know your story could be better (spoiler: it could always be better). This is a contest for great stories that we can help become even better. If you enter, you have the same odds as everyone else (they just happen to be horrible odds). Recognize that, be prepared for the odds not to go your way, but don’t bash yourself and your work in public. It does not increase your odds of getting in.
(And while we’re at it, play nice with everyone else too, but I think we all know that one, right?)
TIP #7: DONATE FOR EXTRA ENTRIES
This is the BIG one… did you know you can sub to TWO EXTRA MENTORS if you donate to Pitch Wars!?
THIS IS HUGE! Six entries instead of four would DEFINITLEY increase your odds of finding the right mentor match. If this is an opportunity you’re able to take advantage of, take advantage!
TIP #8: SOLVE THE SCAVENGER HUNT
Don’t forget! Anyone who completes the scavenger hunt will be entered into a drawing for a spot as a 2016 Pitch Wars mentee. Visit the mentors wish lists to collect the letters that will spell out a famous author’s quote and name. There will be THREE WINNERS (MG, YA, NA/A) and if those winners can get their MS ready over the two month revision period (“ready” to be determined by our anonymous agent judges), those winners will be included in this year’s agent round!
SO, GOOD LUCK, PITCH WARS HOPEFULS!
We know, it’s a crazy ride from when the sub window opens until mentees are selected. But even though the odds aren’t in your favor, enjoy the ride. Make friends, meet CPs, and look for the opportunities (and believe me, they are plentiful) no matter what the outcomes.
Oh, and welcome to the Pitch Wars community.